The Hamstring Hex of Jordan Addison
Jordan Addison · MIN · WR
“Addison will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Addison's week
- Addison finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Addison's stadium. Only over Addison.
75%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Eye of Vikings, tongue of ref,
Bring Vikings down to grief,
Addison scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Addison in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Addison is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Addison actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.