The Mystery Tweak Hex of Kyler Murray
Kyler Murray · MIN · QB
“Murray is already "Doubtful" with that hamstring. The witch only has to push gently.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Murray's week
- Murray takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.
- Murray slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
81%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Murray drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyler Murray in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyler Murray is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyler Murray actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.