The Bad Spot Hex of Minnesota Vikings
Minnesota Vikings defense
“The Vikings offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Minnesota Vikings defense's week
- The Vikings defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
- The Vikings defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
82%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Vikings drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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- Justin Jefferson
- Aaron Jones Sr.
- Kyler Murray
- Jordan Mason
- Jordan Addison
- Jauan Jennings
- T.J. Hockenson
- Will Reichard
- Kirk Cousins
- Odell Beckham Jr.
- Houston Texans
- New England Patriots
FAQ
How do I curse Minnesota Vikings defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Minnesota Vikings defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Minnesota Vikings defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.