The Garbage-Time Hex of New England Patriots
New England Patriots defense
“The Patriots defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins New England Patriots defense's week
- The Patriots defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
- The Patriots defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
92%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Patriots, Patriots, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse New England Patriots defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If New England Patriots defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing New England Patriots defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.