The Hamstring Hex of New England Patriots
New England Patriots defense
“The Patriots defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins New England Patriots defense's week
- The Patriots defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
- The Patriots defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
76%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single Jets jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Patriots drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse New England Patriots defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If New England Patriots defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing New England Patriots defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.