The Phantom Flag Hex of New England Patriots
New England Patriots defense
“The Patriots defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins New England Patriots defense's week
- The Patriots defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
- The Patriots defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
92%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Patriots drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse New England Patriots defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If New England Patriots defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing New England Patriots defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.