The Mystery Tweak Hex of New England Patriots
New England Patriots defense
“The Patriots defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins New England Patriots defense's week
- The Patriots defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
- The Patriots defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
83%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single tear from a 49ers fan
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Patriots's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse New England Patriots defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If New England Patriots defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing New England Patriots defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.