The Phantom Flag Hex of New Orleans Saints
New Orleans Saints defense
“The Saints defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins New Orleans Saints defense's week
- The Saints defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
- The Saints defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
86%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Saints drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse New Orleans Saints defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If New Orleans Saints defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing New Orleans Saints defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.