The Prevent Defense Hex of New Orleans Saints
New Orleans Saints defense
“The Saints defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins New Orleans Saints defense's week
- The Saints defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
- The Saints offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
78%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Saints drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse New Orleans Saints defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If New Orleans Saints defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing New Orleans Saints defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.