The Snap Count Hex of New Orleans Saints
New Orleans Saints defense
“The Saints offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins New Orleans Saints defense's week
- The Saints defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
- The Saints defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
90%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Eye of Lions, tongue of ref,
Bring Saints down to grief,
Saints scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse New Orleans Saints defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If New Orleans Saints defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing New Orleans Saints defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.