The Late Scratch Hex of New Orleans Saints
New Orleans Saints defense
“The Saints defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins New Orleans Saints defense's week
- The Saints defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
- The Saints will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
90%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Saints's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Chris Olave
- Jordyn Tyson
- Tyler Shough
- Juwan Johnson
- Alvin Kamara
- Audric Estime
- Devaughn Vele
- Charlie Smyth
- Houston Texans
- New England Patriots
- Baltimore Ravens
- Pittsburgh Steelers
FAQ
How do I curse New Orleans Saints defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If New Orleans Saints defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing New Orleans Saints defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.