The Garbage-Time Hex of New Orleans Saints
New Orleans Saints defense
“The Saints defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins New Orleans Saints defense's week
- The Saints defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
- The Saints will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
85%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single Rams jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Saints's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse New Orleans Saints defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If New Orleans Saints defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing New Orleans Saints defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.