The Bad Spot Hex of New Orleans Saints
New Orleans Saints defense
“The Saints offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins New Orleans Saints defense's week
- The Saints defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
- The Saints defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
73%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Lions locker room
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Saints drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse New Orleans Saints defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If New Orleans Saints defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing New Orleans Saints defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.