The Hamstring Hex of New Orleans Saints
New Orleans Saints defense
“The Saints will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins New Orleans Saints defense's week
- The Saints defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
- The Saints defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
89%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Saints drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Chris Olave
- Jordyn Tyson
- Tyler Shough
- Juwan Johnson
- Alvin Kamara
- Audric Estime
- Devaughn Vele
- Charlie Smyth
- Houston Texans
- New England Patriots
- Baltimore Ravens
- Pittsburgh Steelers
FAQ
How do I curse New Orleans Saints defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If New Orleans Saints defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing New Orleans Saints defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.