The Bad Spot Hex of New Orleans Saints
New Orleans Saints defense
“The Saints defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins New Orleans Saints defense's week
- The Saints defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
- The Saints defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
85%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Saints, Saints, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse New Orleans Saints defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If New Orleans Saints defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing New Orleans Saints defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.