The Hamstring Hex of New Orleans Saints
New Orleans Saints defense
“The Saints will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins New Orleans Saints defense's week
- The Saints defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
- The Saints defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
78%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Saints, drop it, trip it, fall!
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- Tyler Shough
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- Charlie Smyth
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FAQ
How do I curse New Orleans Saints defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If New Orleans Saints defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing New Orleans Saints defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.