The Snap Count Hex of New Orleans Saints
New Orleans Saints defense
“The Saints defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins New Orleans Saints defense's week
- The Saints defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
- The Saints defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
79%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Saints drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse New Orleans Saints defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If New Orleans Saints defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing New Orleans Saints defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.