The Bad Spot Hex of New Orleans Saints
New Orleans Saints defense
“The Saints defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins New Orleans Saints defense's week
- The Saints defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
- The Saints defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
76%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A single Commanders jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Saints drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse New Orleans Saints defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If New Orleans Saints defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing New Orleans Saints defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.