The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of New Orleans Saints
New Orleans Saints defense
“The Saints defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins New Orleans Saints defense's week
- The Saints defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
- The Saints defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
73%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Vikings locker room
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Eye of Seahawks, tongue of ref,
Bring Saints down to grief,
Saints scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse New Orleans Saints defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If New Orleans Saints defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing New Orleans Saints defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.