The Garbage-Time Hex of New Orleans Saints
New Orleans Saints defense
“The Saints defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins New Orleans Saints defense's week
- The Saints defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
- The Saints defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
91%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A used challenge flag
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Eye of Steelers, tongue of ref,
Bring Saints down to grief,
Saints scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse New Orleans Saints defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If New Orleans Saints defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing New Orleans Saints defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.