The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of New Orleans Saints
New Orleans Saints defense
“The Saints will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins New Orleans Saints defense's week
- The Saints defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
- The Saints defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
90%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Saints's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse New Orleans Saints defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If New Orleans Saints defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing New Orleans Saints defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.