The Prevent Defense Hex of New Orleans Saints
New Orleans Saints defense
“The Saints defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins New Orleans Saints defense's week
- The Saints offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
- The Saints defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
80%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Saints drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse New Orleans Saints defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If New Orleans Saints defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing New Orleans Saints defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.