The Garbage-Time Hex of New Orleans Saints
New Orleans Saints defense
“The Saints defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins New Orleans Saints defense's week
- The Saints defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
- The Saints defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
74%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Eye of Packers, tongue of ref,
Bring Saints down to grief,
Saints scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse New Orleans Saints defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If New Orleans Saints defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing New Orleans Saints defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.