The Blown Coverage Hex of New Orleans Saints
New Orleans Saints defense
“The Saints defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins New Orleans Saints defense's week
- The Saints defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
- The Saints will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
92%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Saints drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse New Orleans Saints defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If New Orleans Saints defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing New Orleans Saints defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.