The Snap Count Hex of New York Giants
New York Giants defense
“The Giants defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins New York Giants defense's week
- The Giants will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
- The Giants defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
81%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Powdered kicker confidence
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Giants, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse New York Giants defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If New York Giants defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing New York Giants defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.