The Snap Count Hex of New York Giants
New York Giants defense
“The Giants offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins New York Giants defense's week
- The Giants defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
- The Giants defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
73%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single Titans jersey, ironically worn
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Giants, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse New York Giants defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If New York Giants defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing New York Giants defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.