The Hamstring Hex of New York Giants
New York Giants defense
“The Giants defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins New York Giants defense's week
- The Giants will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
- The Giants defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
77%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Giants's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse New York Giants defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If New York Giants defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing New York Giants defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.