The Garbage-Time Hex of New York Giants
New York Giants defense
“The Giants defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins New York Giants defense's week
- The Giants will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
- The Giants defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
73%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Buccaneers locker room
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Giants's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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FAQ
How do I curse New York Giants defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If New York Giants defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing New York Giants defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.