The Sunday Night Fade Hex of New York Giants
New York Giants defense
“The Giants defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins New York Giants defense's week
- The Giants defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
- The Giants defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
84%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bengals locker room
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single Browns jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Giants drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse New York Giants defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If New York Giants defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing New York Giants defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.