The Snap Count Hex of New York Giants
New York Giants defense
“The Giants defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins New York Giants defense's week
- The Giants defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
- The Giants defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
78%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Giants, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse New York Giants defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If New York Giants defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing New York Giants defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.