The Phantom Flag Hex of New York Giants
New York Giants defense
“The Giants defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins New York Giants defense's week
- The Giants defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
- The Giants will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
80%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single tear from a Jaguars fan
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Giants drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse New York Giants defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If New York Giants defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing New York Giants defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.