The Hamstring Hex of New York Giants
New York Giants defense
“The Giants defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins New York Giants defense's week
- The Giants defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
- The Giants will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
89%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single tear from a Commanders fan
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Eye of Browns, tongue of ref,
Bring Giants down to grief,
Giants scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse New York Giants defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If New York Giants defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing New York Giants defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.