The Phantom Flag Hex of New York Giants
New York Giants defense
“The Giants defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins New York Giants defense's week
- The Giants defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
- The Giants offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
74%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Giants drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse New York Giants defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If New York Giants defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing New York Giants defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.