The Bad Spot Hex of New York Giants
New York Giants defense
“The Giants defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins New York Giants defense's week
- The Giants defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
- The Giants defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
75%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single tear from a Patriots fan
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Giants's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse New York Giants defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If New York Giants defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing New York Giants defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.