The Sunday Night Fade Hex of New York Jets
New York Jets defense
“The Jets defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins New York Jets defense's week
- The Jets defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
- The Jets defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
87%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Lions locker room
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Jets drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse New York Jets defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If New York Jets defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing New York Jets defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.