The Garbage-Time Hex of New York Jets
New York Jets defense
“The Jets defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins New York Jets defense's week
- The Jets defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
- The Jets defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
74%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single tear from a Browns fan
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Jets's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse New York Jets defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If New York Jets defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing New York Jets defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.