The Phantom Flag Hex of New York Jets
New York Jets defense
“The Jets offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins New York Jets defense's week
- The Jets defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
- The Jets defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
83%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Jets's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse New York Jets defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If New York Jets defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing New York Jets defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.