The Phantom Flag Hex of New York Jets
New York Jets defense
“The Jets will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins New York Jets defense's week
- The Jets defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
- The Jets defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
73%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Steelers locker room
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Jets drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse New York Jets defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If New York Jets defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing New York Jets defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.