The Sunday Night Fade Hex of New York Jets
New York Jets defense
“The Jets defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins New York Jets defense's week
- The Jets defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
- The Jets defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
79%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Jets drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse New York Jets defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If New York Jets defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing New York Jets defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.