The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of New York Jets
New York Jets defense
“The Jets defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins New York Jets defense's week
- The Jets defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
- The Jets defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
73%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Giants locker room
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Jets's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse New York Jets defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If New York Jets defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing New York Jets defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.