The Hamstring Hex of New York Jets
New York Jets defense
“The Jets defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins New York Jets defense's week
- The Jets defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
- The Jets defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
89%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Jets, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Breece Hall
- Garrett Wilson
- Kenyon Sadiq
- Braelon Allen
- Mason Taylor
- Omar Cooper Jr.
- Adonai Mitchell
- Geno Smith
- Jelani Woods
- Sterling Shepard
- Joseph Manjack IV
- Cade Klubnik
FAQ
How do I curse New York Jets defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If New York Jets defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing New York Jets defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.