The Late Scratch Hex of New York Jets
New York Jets defense
“The Jets defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins New York Jets defense's week
- The Jets offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
- The Jets defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
73%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Jets's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse New York Jets defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If New York Jets defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing New York Jets defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.