The Sunday Night Fade Hex of New York Jets
New York Jets defense
“The Jets defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins New York Jets defense's week
- The Jets defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
- The Jets defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
81%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Jets's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse New York Jets defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If New York Jets defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing New York Jets defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.