The Bad Spot Hex of New York Jets
New York Jets defense
“The Jets defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins New York Jets defense's week
- The Jets defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
- The Jets defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
87%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Eye of Commanders, tongue of ref,
Bring Jets down to grief,
Jets scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse New York Jets defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If New York Jets defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing New York Jets defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.