The Sunday Night Fade Hex of New York Jets
New York Jets defense
“The Jets defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins New York Jets defense's week
- The Jets defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
- The Jets defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
81%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Jets drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse New York Jets defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If New York Jets defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing New York Jets defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.