The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of New York Jets
New York Jets defense
“The Jets defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins New York Jets defense's week
- The Jets defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
- The Jets will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
76%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Broncos fan
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Jets's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse New York Jets defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If New York Jets defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing New York Jets defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.