The Blown Coverage Hex of New York Jets
New York Jets defense
“The Jets defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins New York Jets defense's week
- The Jets defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
- The Jets defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
72%POTENCY
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Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Jets, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse New York Jets defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If New York Jets defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing New York Jets defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.