The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of New York Jets
New York Jets defense
“The Jets defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins New York Jets defense's week
- The Jets defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
- The Jets defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
88%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Jets, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse New York Jets defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If New York Jets defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing New York Jets defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.