The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of New York Jets
New York Jets defense
“The Jets defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins New York Jets defense's week
- The Jets will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
- The Jets defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
82%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Patriots locker room
- A used challenge flag
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Jets, Jets, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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- Kenyon Sadiq
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- Omar Cooper Jr.
- Adonai Mitchell
- Geno Smith
- Jelani Woods
- Sterling Shepard
- Joseph Manjack IV
- Cade Klubnik
FAQ
How do I curse New York Jets defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If New York Jets defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing New York Jets defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.