The Garbage-Time Hex of New York Jets
New York Jets defense
“The Jets defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins New York Jets defense's week
- The Jets offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
- The Jets defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
84%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Jets drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse New York Jets defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If New York Jets defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing New York Jets defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.